Me not knowing pounds thinking it must be really fucking heavy

I mean, If I were to try that at my age, the feeling the next day would not be dissimilar from a hangover
My eating habits especially close to bed absolutely dictate my quality of sleep and how I feel in the morning. Just not coffee, wooo ADHD
I quit drinking, but I still get hangovers from sugar intake and bad sleep. It sucks! I did the thing that was supposed to solve that.
The alcohol is only a contributor in hangovers.
“Ugh… I’m so hungover.”
Guy on other end of the radio: “You’re what?! Over.”
M&Ms oughtn’t be measured in units of pounds.
I mean, it only makes sense. Measure freedom pebbles with freedom units
Nothing should be. Grams are so much easier. Imperial units feel like trying to do math while on mushrooms. When I find a recipe in imperial units I just quit lol
M&Ms oughtn’t be measured in units of kg.
I assume half a pound of M&Ms would destroy me. (I have no idea how heavy a pound is)
About as heavy as four quarterpounders
there are 453 grams in a pound
2.2 lbs per kilogram.
Only if your dealer rounds down.
Should be closer to 454.
My dealer usually cuts my supply with Skittles and perler beads. He’s a piece of shit.
Less than 1/4 kilo. I just cut it in half, roughly it works out. Don’t ask me about stones though.
Pretty sure its like 16 oz or something
Ok I could probably handle that. For some reason I had 28kg in my head when reading it.
When he says hungover, what he means is diarrhea: experience.
That was my first thought. “I know why I don’t eat like that anymore …”
Jokes on you man, I’m eating like that right now
No brother. The joke is no longer on me. Enjoy.
Im a prolific drinker yet i would be scared to do that. Maybe americans are used to that much sugar but i for sure am not.

Oof ouch my pancreas
Those binge habits will translate great when they’re older…
Really doesn’t take that long.
Tell me you’re neurotypical without telling me you’re neurotypical
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