“can I speak to the money’s manager”

I’m going to pretend that you’re my wife and go buy a laser

My wife and I liked to commiserate about how she got these and I got “hurry and get someone, anyone pregnant” like we were not involved in the decision or process

These are memes reality has no place here

You know it

Oh I’m one of those folk who probably should never have been given a license. I’m sure I’ve gotten better over the years, but that’s beside the point, which is that I don’t need a license for my trike.

Lol tryna deflect away from not knowing how to use the three hats

You mean they torch the horses then race them?

Lamp you say?

Oh my gosh dudes sanitation doesn’t know how to use the three hats

uh, what’s with the fake asses?

excuse me! we had both chariot races and slave chariot races. that’s TWO games

Gotta have good calamari. it is the appetizer of romance and tasteful friediness.

She doesn’t have to go on the dates. They’ll spend enough on drinks, appetizers and service just waiting for her not to show. And then of course they would probably cross her off their list.

and love the appetizers so much they make it a regular date night spot. GENUIS

i mean they’re the standard expensive as fuck price, but i’ve made some orders through byram healthcare that i paid cash for.

I’ve also seen my preferred equipment on the bezobazaar for the same price, so i use them as my emergency supplier. if you’re having trouble getting supplies let me know - a former coworker now owns and runs a medical supply/equipment store and between the three of us we can figure something out. absolutely don’t want you running out of equipment.

jeffs and steves?

i mean i know two people who got sucked into WoW for years, to the point it became a major problem in their lives. they’re both redhats so i just figured it was a small sample size thing.

motion to make all dumb blonde jokes into dumb nazi jokes