MinnesotaGoddam

is this your article? It’s a really nice summary and helped me narrow down some choices as I prep a box.

is the butt part of the soul?

i only meet two of those: be known by [most] everyone in your community (because i’ve lived here forever and have been involved in the community by choice) and hope all the moms are having an okay day. When i say i built the park, i mean i built it with my own hands. I didn’t donate to it. got my name on the sign. Sort of lets you come and go from the park as you please.

ugh. we have a 31/1 FYE and do not have that luxury. wet february (no one leaves sober) is a standing tradition tho

i dunno. I’m an uncle and a social uncle, i take the kids to the park all the time. all you gotta do it pass the vibe check. which generally means all of the moms there have to not be stressed.

i usually take the kids to a park i built and has my name on it so that helps, but still.

that’s just pacman. he’s never been the same since the divorce

i thought this was for people who fart at grills

Zirael

You know what could use this? !exmormon@lemmy.world

That is not how addiction works. If you would like to learn, go talk to a doctor.

American cheese is usually mild cheddar with a melting agent in it so it makes cheeseburgers easier. You don’t like cheddar?

Unless your fever is too high and you need to bring it down. There are times it’s appropriate thank you for your advice doctor…?

So here’s my headcanon of why the birds are fucking with the intersections around the towns here

I’m not sure when we got turkeys, whether they’re native or invasive, but we’ve had turkeys here for at least 25 years. Huge fuckers. Everyone took the chrome offa their cars because the turkeys would come peck it at stoplights. They showed up about the same time that fucker a few towns over who got peafowl so people would think he was rich? His peafowl ran away, fucked, and infested the town the dude lived in so now everyone has peafowl. So now everyone knows this one dude isn’t rich enough to keep his peacock in his yard. Anyways around that same time the turkey’s showed up so like, I feel like it was some farmer making fun of the rich dude at first and he bought turkeys to live in his yard instead of peafowl because that just how you do around here and they both lost them at the same time.

Those fuckers.

You know I have heard paracetamol is a pain killer. I’ve taken it many times and not once has it done anything for pain. Now fever, that it affects.

Point of order can we choose a pill that is roquefort and not chocolate cake? Some of us have a little thing called the cheese sweats

As a last resort, yes. What do you eat your cheese with?

Are the side effects still oily uncontrollable shits or have they found better ones

Edit: I am available as an ointment consultant if it’s still the shits

Cannabis is fantastic for some specific gut problems. Also some types of pain. Also nausea.

My pain doc was delighted when she found out I had all three. She said “go get stoned, never come back”

I mean a fair amount of my friends had endometriosis (not sure if that’s a geographic oddity or something worse) and now I’m curious if that could have (whole lot of hysterectomies in the gang) helped.

Wait, migraines? Are you able to give me (what would technically legally be non-medical) information on that? Migraines run in my family and every family that comes into contact with my little brother. Aside from the botulism poisoning method, how does that work?