Jesus Christ. His dad looks like he has been pasting other people’s faces over his own every other year for like 30+ years (without removing the previously pasted faces). 😨
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If anything I post makes you think instead of laugh: You read it wrong, dummy.
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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•We don't do that here. English
4·9 hours agoDo they sell oranges there or something? I know they have apples/apple slices. They also have that McCafe thing with scones and muffins on the menu, but I only see those in more upscale neighborhoods, not really every location.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Straight into my adblockerEnglish
31·10 hours agoEven when I saw ads, I never clicked on them (at least on purpose) and they basicslly just become noise my brain filters out. Like going noseblind to a smell that is constsntly there.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Of course you want to go into the "listening booth" to sample the record before you buy itEnglish
3·10 hours agoHuh. I never even saw those.
Then again, I haven’t been inside a music store in a long time. There’s a Mad Monk within walking distance of me… I should check it out. 🤔
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Of course you want to go into the "listening booth" to sample the record before you buy itEnglish
4·10 hours agoDid any of them ever work? In my experience, the headphones were always completely fucked.
If you’re in, what was it, Atlanta? The city where Coca-Cola was invented. They’re all called “Coke” there.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Please, my son... He's sick...English
6·1 day agoIt was hella dumb that they only had ONE person certified to use the fork lift or powered jacks when I worked at Walmart. I literally came to that job from another job where I was a forklift operator, but they had their own certification program and never wanted to certify anyone.
Those fucking milk pallets were the heaviest fucking things coming into that store, and the forklift dude was in CAP2, not Fresh, so we had to manually haul those fuckers to the fridge with janky ass non-powered pallet jacks. 😬
Unnecessary sex scenes with YOU or unnecessary sex scenes with others?
Zooey Deschanel without bangs
God damn. Even side by side she looks like a completely different person.
From Flavortown to Bland Land.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You broke your butt cleaning your driveway and then this always happensEnglish
3·1 day agoJust pile another wall of snow up right infront of the garage door, then fill the cavity with water, wait for it to freeze and now you have a mini ice hockey rink in your drive way 😃
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Bad Bunyy plans to don a dress during his 2026 Super Bowl halftime show...English
2·1 day agoTIL Bad Bunny is a guy.
One of my baby teeth came out while eating a banana as a kid. That was creepy.
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•How do I avoid becoming one with the botnet?English
7·2 days agoI don’t think you’re in any danger if you are truly a human.
Your devices, OTOH…
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