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25 years of marriage

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25 years of marriage

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    Americans have a strange youth fetish. I guess that explains Epstein

  • Vystelior@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    She evolved from a stage 1 Pokémon into a stage 2 Pokémon.

  • selokichtli@lemmy.ml
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    Youth is overrated.

    • ghost_rider69@thelemmy.club
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      I disagree

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    Architects know

    • hOrni@lemmy.world
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      I don’t.

  • Wolf314159@startrek.website
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    I’m lost. She’s beautiful is in both, and so is he. Where is the part I’m supposed to be angry about? Boobs. Huzzah!

    • ghost_rider69@thelemmy.club
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      boobs 🫦

  • EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com
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    If you’re only with someone because of their looks, then yeah you shouldn’t get married. At least not until you grow up.

    As an aside, I think she still looks good in the second photo.

  • jenny_ball@lemmy.world
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    i heard he really loves his wife

  • RBWells@lemmy.world
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    My husband’s comment was “that’s silly. the whole point of marriage is to grow old together.”

    • DrSoap@lemmy.world
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      My theory is that men who agree with this post can’t find any woman to marry them and this is just a way of them consoling their fragile ego.

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        Oh yeah, 100% guaranteed the man who said that is a gigaincel loser

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    Obviously the dude is an idiot but what is his proposal?

    That you…stay a virgin forever?

    Does he think you can just keep bouncing from 20 year old to 20 year old until you die? That’s not how anything works.

    • pir8t0x@lemmy.ml
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      >>That you…stay a virgin forever?

      I just don’t agree with one thing here. This is such a misconception… Staying virgin is nothing to be ashamed of

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        It’s not. Sorry for making it seem like that.

        I was more trying to convey “well because women age I’m not going to participate at all”. And give it a “I’ll take my ball and go home”.

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      Toxic billionaire mentality. As the meaninglessness of this life style sucks into their bone marrows, they search satisfaction in more and more perverted things like molesting children in islands or sending women across the globe their sperm samples to get themselves impregnated with.

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      Rich and/or fame means that’s absolutely how it works.

      That being said, OP(?) is right — his wife evolved some massive hodonnahonkeroos.

      Edit: sorry not OP, what do you even call the commenter on the bottom in a post like this?

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      bouncing from 20 year old to 20 year old until you die?

      DiCaprio seems to think so

    • Mr_Anny@lemmy.world
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      Leonardo does that.

      • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world
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        Yeah, but they did it differently during the renaissance.

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    What sad fuck, would post “let’s take this example of rare long-lasting, happy [celebrity] marriage, and find a shallow reason to dump on it”?

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      Every hollow minded person that follows stars lives via tabloids.

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      They’re perpetually single and need to blame happy people as to why they’re miserable.

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    Wtf.

    Here’s a reminder to be a sociopath that dumps anyone once they hit 26.

    Not everyone has the opportunity to love life so richly, but if you do it superficially it’s going be a shit run (and also you’d be shit too).

    Find the person who makes you happy inside and return the favour.

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      I think the problem (among many) is he’s first not happy with himself. He knows he’s shit, but he’s not together enough to do something about it.

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    I should be so lucky. <checks photos from 25th Anniversary last year> Oh wait. I am.

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      Found Pierce Brosnan’s lemmy account.

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        Found Han Solo’s lemmy account.

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          Found Wooly . . . Nelson’s . . lemmy account. ?

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            Found Jack the Ripper.

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              Found myself

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                @fartographer@lemmy.world found the Lindbergh baby!

            • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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              Found Jimmy Hoffa

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        Crap!

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    His wife is still very attractive, but what if she wasn’t? It wouldn’t mean a goddamn thing, would it?

    Beauty may be the reason why you are attracted to a person in the first place, but it’s not at the top of the list of reasons why you stay with a person.

    It’s hard for me to even imagine being that shallow.

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      Miserable, pitiable folk who do not know what it means to love or be loved.

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      Which makes you wonder why people even pick partners based on beauty. It would make more sense to pick them based on personality.

      That being said, I value very much that my girlfriend takes care of herself even with many years in a relationship. She could easily become fat but she exercises and stays fit, and I do the same. For us its important, but its not the main reason we are together.

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        I suspect that humans evolved to pick partners based on beauty because beauty is an indicator of health.

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          Yeah on the surface level, it says genetics that will give a good looking body, and humans are attracted to beauty.

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        Which makes you wonder why people even pick partners based on beauty. It would make more sense to pick them based on personality.

        Demisexual. Yes, we do exist. From anecdotal experience it’s mostly women who are demisexuals.

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          Guys face social pressure to avoid certain partners based on looks that they’d otherwise be fine with.

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            What are you talking about?

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              Demisexuals are likely more common among men than you realize but face intense social stigma if they date women who are fat or ugly. This is known to negatively impact men who prefer fat women for example and likely impacts demisexual men as well.

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      Thank you! I needed to see this comment, the whole premise of this post is icky to me.

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    They both got prettier lol

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    My steak is too juicy my lobster is too buttery…

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      Gonna need a salad at this point

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        Oh no! They’re pouring on a rich oily dressing! Noooooo!

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      pinchyyyyyyy!

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        Oh man that’s good! Tears

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        Tenacitaaaaas!!

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