Just got it. Had to come back to updoot

Holy shit, that twist

Instructions unclear: pooped on a friend and became a children’s entertainer

This is pretty funny, but not as funny as the multiple Michael Scott-esque overlapping usernames at the bottom

They’re not trying to replace you, they’re trying to devalue you. See how that’s different? You thought that they were indifferent towards you, but it turns out that they actually hate you. How fun!

You reminded me of a poem that my cousin recites:

A fart a fart, it’s good for the heart
It sets the body at ease

It will warm up the bed, you can set it alight,
And it fumigates all of the fleas

Lemme grab my camera!

No, the quote am I isn’t your father:

!!!

Yes. Fairy easy

As a cis white man, I’m just glad to finally get credit for something. DEI and woke has made it really difficult for me to be rewarded for other people’s progress in spite of my mere passive existence being an active stumbling block in the path of those who made the poor choice of being born as they were.