Brave Little Hitachi Wand

Honestly it’s a question of how much time you’ve got. You could connect the dots back to Nixon, you could go back to failed reconstruction, you could go back to African slavery starting at all in America, or if you have time to kill you could connect the dots all the way back to Constantine. Maybe even further if we really get into it.

Eat your heart out, Marilyn Manson

It’d go AAAAAAAA in a Pee Wee Herman voice and scare the shit out of everyone

But… He’s selling watermelons. Why isn’t he busy? 😭

I dream of the day we could put Nestle to death at the Hague

It turns out you can freeze many things

Also extra calories, keeping in mind it’s a struggle meal

It was invented for a “cheapest meal” competition if I recall. If someone really made this, the inside bread would be drowned in something with several insane flavours. Probably Branston pickle.

A combination works best to break down those connective tissues and develop meaty complexity, try braising.

This is the kind of shit I would say with the most sardonic look on my face

Guys look, Aaron Mahnke is doing memes now!

Internet commentating

CTEs have gone woke 🤬

It’s a fuck off massive rabbit hole, but look up “harry potter and the methods of rationality”, and then read about the zizians

HP fanfic has no limit. I know of at least one that actually spawned a cult that has killed people.