Red Bull

Beer

Loverrrrrrrs in a dangerous time…🎵

Bomboclaat!

The previous edit to this joke was the American man dying of thirst went to the right because 1<100 and as a math illiterate, he didn’t check the units.

The original joke was the American man dying of thirst went straight between the two signs because he couldn’t read.

My … nevermind.

Do you have a ouija board?

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bUT mY mOmMy Is cOoL

But she is. I’ll testify to that.

Carolinas?

Edit: maybe Georgia?

There are no mormon men, only children. If they were men, they would abandon the cult of greed.

“When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me.”

No army.

In the laaaaaand of the Naziiiii

And the hoooome of the depraaaaaved