We now live in a world where Slick Willy is a voice of reason.

Nevermind the Y2K bug, how many man hours have been wasted wrangling binary code to the Gregorian Calendar?

Better not be, you don’t have enough toilet paper.

“Ragasasafrackinfrasa!”

herk herk HERK herk

Is that the Hall of Presidents anamatronic?

Wasn’t there one convention that was turning people away for smelling too bad?

This doesn’t even make sense. What makes Basketball inherently democratic/liberal? What makes Baseball republican/conservative?

Apple is aligned with Trump thanks to Tim Cook, NYT writes with a conservative slant, HP is shit-tier hardware, but WhyTF is it red? Why list it at all?

This feels like something thrown together by someone who spent and entire weekend learning about US political culture from memes, and I’m 50% certain this was drawn by AI.

He’s so desperate he’s having a stroke.