I attack things that aren’t there.

Stop making Trump look like my dad in the 2000s!

It’s a canonical plot point in Star Trek that many species prefer it darker and warmer than humans do.

In the case of recurring floods, homebuilders buy flood insurance and it pays to rebuild the entire house. So they get to stay where they want, and get a new house every 20 years.

What can I saaay except HOLY FUCK!

runs into the room with a scarf around my neck

“SAFE GUARD IS MADE OF PEOPLE’S FUTURES!”

This is how your wife develops trust issues.

It probably was, seven years ago when that tweet was written.

Billie Jeans.

“King” size candy bags. I remember when that was the regular size.

Waiter: “Pam! Order of bees at table 14!”

several people get up and leave

“No one can talk to a horse, of course.”

“Hello, I’m Mr. Ed.”

Technically not the right uniform.

Indeed this is a publicity still for Generations, but they didn’t have enough of the new uniforms for everyone so many of the cast just used their existing ones.

They tried to make unique uniforms for the movie but they were poorly received so they just reused the design for Deep Space Nine. At that point, they ran out of money and time and had to make it look like the new uniforms were slowly filtering down in an age where you can just replicate a new one in seconds.

Full Commander Deanna Troi 🫡

Being in the EU and buying something from the UK:

click buy

5 hours later: “Your package has arrived at the UK distribution centre. We will email you again when it is en route to your country.”

A month later: “Your package has been shipped.”

The next day: “Your package has arrived at your country’s depot and will be delivered today.”

3 hours later: “Your package has been delivered.”

Johnny Appleseed

Be the reason the maid quits without clocking out.

Calcium slurry.

“A famous comedian you’ve never heard of ate here once.” picture on the wall.