To take advantage of the arm rests properly, you’d need to lean back. But leaning back is disgusting because that is the underside of the lid that catches all of the atomized shit spray when flushing. This is not the luxury sold by the visual
This will sound crazy, but I’ve found sitting up straight, back aligned with the seat helps reduce my time… grinding levels.
Yeah, and having a little footrest so you can properly achieve a squat-like position unkinks the hose, so-to-speak.
Squatty potty enjoyers, unite!
Like a 2018 podcast.
poocast
Easy solution: never flush
So a second, removable lid perhaps? Or a automated cleaning system before you sit down? Just spiteballing here.
That’s the epic movie watching chair.
I’d rather watch “Ow, my balls!”
It’s the shit.
I’ll walk myself out.
You’re gonna have hemorrhoids half way into your 99 wc grind
Greatness requires sacrifice
Show us a Pic with the rainbow lights turned on plz.
No. 2 gaming chair in the world.
no bidet? in 2026?
Perfect for Quake 3 Arena.
Beautiful.
Hemorrhoid Approved!TM
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Welcome to Costco I love you
Go away, I’m baitin’.
/brought to you by Carl’s Jr
Carl’s Jr. Fuck you.
I’m eating.
Plenty of water in the toilet
So 2026…the explosive lettuce chair.
Are you losing or constipated?
That’s just a prolapse waiting to happen.
Prepare for warp peed!
