Yes I apt-get installed packages, and I’m proud of it. AND I’D DO IT AGAIN!!! ILL EVEN UPDATE EM!!!

gets arrested violently

I mean there’s a lot more symbolism to piss of xtians you can draw from this with it being a phallic symbol and whatnot…

“Your fixture won’t work with led for dimming”

confusion

nervous laughter

disbelief

“You’ll have to replace the driver”

same cycle but even more intense

head explodes

Part of my job is selling lighting.

The following conversation takes place at least once a day without falter:

X: I’d like one light like this please (puts some form of light on the table)

ME: ok (goes through the script to make sure they know what they want/it’s compatible/…yaddayadda).

X: oh and it needs to be warm in colour.

ME: 2700k got it.

X: yes, but like warm right? Because it’s led.

(Variant: the rando looking for something small for his toilet. “Oh you know, something like 18000 lumens and 60000k”

You value your eyes at all?)

Joke’s on you. I’ll do it for way less and the lingerie is not necessary, I’ll bring my own.

Ooh, ooh, televise the waiting! They like good ratings right? Line goes up! They’ll be extatic!

Raw chicken on a wooden chopping block… that’s not a good idea is it? (I mean in addition to the other stuff)

Hold that thought, I got a can of Degoogle here somewhere…

“Milk? Download this new no click-point AND click, keyboard controlled afk rpg simulator parody game virtualisation”

questionable animations

Just when you think you’ve got a decent understanding of the USA and that it has little surprise left … it pulls one of these out of its hat…in the middle of that other big surprise from the past year.

Merci pour votre attention sure cette chose!

I’m someone who likes to walk the path less traveled in general. And in general I’ve found that people don’t respond well to such things. Especially when you explain them in dept. “Oh they choose to be different huh? => let’s ridicule them to cover up our own insecurities”

I’ve learned through trial, error and ridicule that people need to earn the right to an explanation to these matters.

I’m not gonna explain to Joe Shmoe that I use Linux because I’m doing my part in not giving the uprise in fascism the steady flow of data they want to increase their influence over the world.

They’d never understand. They gotta earn that by proving they care about the topic.

Oh please let him kick the first ball 🙏

I know a dog called mister Dingleberry. Mister DingleBerry likes to dingle his berries. In dingling his berries he takes such delight, if he could he’d dingle his berries day and night.

One time, I remember it well, he dingled his berries so hard, he tripped over them and fell.

In dingling his berries he takes such glee, they say he dingles his berries mercilessly.

He dingles and dangles his berries berry hard. One time he got completely dingleburried under em and let out a fart.

The end.