It’s the shit.
I’ll walk myself out.
no bidet? in 2026?
Are you losing or constipated?
Welcome to Costco I love you
That’s just a prolapse waiting to happen.
Why the hell does it have corners???
To take advantage of the arm rests properly, you’d need to lean back. But leaning back is disgusting because that is the underside of the lid that catches all of the atomized shit spray when flushing. This is not the luxury sold by the visual
Easy solution: never flush
This will sound crazy, but I’ve found sitting up straight, back aligned with the seat helps reduce my time… grinding levels.
Yeah, and having a little footrest so you can properly achieve a squat-like position unkinks the hose, so-to-speak.
Squatty potty enjoyers, unite!
Like a 2018 podcast.
poocast
So a second, removable lid perhaps? Or a automated cleaning system before you sit down? Just spiteballing here.
You’re gonna have hemorrhoids half way into your 99 wc grind
Greatness requires sacrifice
Show us a Pic with the rainbow lights turned on plz.
Go away, I’m baitin’.
/brought to you by Carl’s Jr
Carl’s Jr. Fuck you.
I’m eating.
Plenty of water in the toilet
Hemorrhoid Approved!TM
~Brought to you by the National Insides on the Outside Council.~
That’s the epic movie watching chair.
I’d rather watch “Ow, my balls!”
No. 2 gaming chair in the world.
Needs a voice activated bidet
MOOOOM! BATHROOM!
🤣
HOT POCKETS!
“Bidet wash my butthole please”
It’s better than the one you turn on with a breathalyzer
So 2026…the explosive lettuce chair.
