At least scientists are going to end that joke once and for all in 2620.

ark club you say

There’s a good chance that anyone making this argument doesn’t see it as a problem in the first place.

I thought this said the International Federation of the Pornographic Industry and got really confused lmao.

Thanks, my TV just fell off the wall!

I had a professor describe it as such: “Computers aren’t smart. They’re just extremely fast at finding all the wrong answers first.”

That’s wild. I wish America had something like this! I once signed a two year lease just to get picked over another applicant, because I really needed a place close to work.

I must be used to American rightwing media because this Telegraph article seems downright neutral by comparison haha. Also, I have a question. It says that one of the things this bill does is abolish “fixed term tenancies”. Does that mean, for example, that someone could just move in for a month and then move out?

One bite at a time?

Your bones are disintegrating because you didn’t drink enough MALK.

the big orange man wants americans to have government subsidized hamburgers so people think that food costs arent as insane as they are, but he refuses to say where he’s getting it from. the general consensus seems to be that he’s allowing the import of a bunch of meat that was rejected by other countries for failing to meet quality standards. because that’s how you help struggling cattle ranchers, after all.

Yup!

https://www.backthenhistory.com/articles/the-history-of-mountain-dew

It was originally made as a mixer for whiskey!

https://www.backthenhistory.com/articles/the-history-of-mountain-dew

Unfortunately you’re only allowed to do that if you’re arguing that your (insert X vehicle here) should definitely have been able to take on (insert Y vehicle here) because of something in said classified documents.

Serious answer? Depends on if it seeds, I guess. Seems like they usually get people on distribution of copyrighted content, not just obtaining it for free.

I’d rather watch “Ow, my balls!”

That ending was damn near wholesome. Also I think my favorite part of the whole thing was “the pizza is not negotiable.”

you burn trash for fuel and then it turns into smoke and goes up into the sky where it turns into stars

Ahh yeah, the Jerry Seinfeld strategy! Wear your underwear until they’re so thin that they barely retain the properties of underwear, then open a window and let them waft out on the breeze like a dandelion.