includes a redtube pro suscrption, problem solved.
No a man and a woman kissing is neutral obviously. You would have to show them two women kissing to cancel it out.
Excellent! Do you perhaps have some links to this phenomenon, so I can help with the effort?
Dang, what logic gate did you step through? Good thinking!
If conservatives were capable of using logic, they wouldn’t be conservative
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One group is transparently gaslighting themselves on a daily basis, on national channels that they own. We can safely say the R’s have an aversion to reality.
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One group is transparently gaslighting themselves on a daily basis
Five examples spanning decades? 👏
You’re absolutely right. We really should have more than 2 political parties.
Unless you were trying to make some other point.
Yes, the Democrats are also conservatives by global standards.
You are purposely choosing to ignore the context in which the original statement was made, so that you can paint it as unfounded.
That’s either pure intellectual dishonesty, or an exemplary demonstration of being incapable of logical thought, either of which seems to place you squarely in the demographic being targeted in this thread.
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That’s a distinction without a difference.
If you’re looking to refute a point, then commit to it and argue properly. If you’re trying to make a different point, then state it and provide your reasoning.
You did neither.
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Can we at least get the wickerman?
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It’s possible to become extremely tired of RELENTLESS reality-defying bOtH SiDes nonsense.
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That’s very clearly not what happened here
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Not true! We’ve all heard of the communist part…
Oh they don’t anymore do they?
It’s very annoying to see “you’re only in the other camp because you’re a dumb-dumb” rolled out as the logic espoused by two failed and crumbling political institutions.
It’s two sinking ships and the captains only know how to give the order “point at the other boat and scoff harder!”
No, it’s one sinking ship. Two captains alternate command. One side cordons off the holes with a velvet rope, the other is drilling holes to collect on the insurance money.
They both have insurance policies out on the boat.
Uh, everyone tuck your pants into your socks
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My favorite with this is pointing out that if strangers have that much influence on your kids lives, you must not be that important to them 😇
Also, if you (as a man) think that showing you two men kissing might turn you gay then I’ve got news for you.
A true, confidently heterosexual man won’t suddenly get turned on by men, even if you show them the entire 1973 Construction Worker Calendar. Same goes for women vice versa, but it’s usually the men that are the loudest about this.
However, if you think your sexuality has always been rock solid (😏) then why do you assume the opposite of everyone else?
ohhh that’s good
It’s probably true too
wouldn’t that just make them bi?
Conservatives dislike people having options so this is also unacceptable.
It won’t work, because we all know that two men kissing is way hotter than a man and a woman kissing.
Nobody will be able to resist the allure of gay sex. It’s too sexy. I can say this from personal experience.
Just wait till you see the lesbian version. Good stuff
Wait hold on I have not considered this.
I just imagined two of my wife making kissy faces at me and it was really hot until the cat walked up and decided to make original wife and I jealous, and clone wife got to cuddle with the cat. So original wife and I were plotting with the other cat and the evil outside cat how to make sweet cat get off clone wife’s lap and get on over to one of our laps (we had neither agreed nor decided, a truce had been called it was just important that one of us win the sweet cat’s affection and not the clone) when
And it had long ago stopped being a sexy imagination times and turned into intercational geopolitics and wargames but you know what, intercational geopolitics can be sexy dammit.
God i love a compelling narrative. Keep going, i’m close.
that definitely turned me lesbian… in the sense that I (a guy) am into girls now
Just be careful to never see or hear about any trans women having lesbian sex, because it could turn you trans and nothing makes conservatives crosser.
Wait till they see the rainbow crosswalk
The cowboy and the lesbian used to be one of my favorite jokes to tell.
That sounds homosexual to me
It does seem to have its own gravity.
All I know is when I rolled up a bunch of kissing men into a katamari the king of all cosmos blew up a universe again “on accidente”
But women are feminine, and so kissing them is feminine, and that’s gay.
Conservatives: unironically, this.
Theres nothing more masculine than two bros with sweaty muscles and beards fighting it out under the sheets.
No, you have to show them two women kissing.
Now I’m a lesbian.
Me too! And I’m a cis man!
We can fix that.
You know what to do. Now go put on those pantyhose and makeup. You’re the lipstick lesbian now.
Do any femmes still wear pantyhose?
That will just turn them into transbians.
Can confirm. Saw a classmate with her GF and got very jealous, despite having my own GF at the time. Turns out I was jealous of the wrong thing.
Now i am a woman and lesbian
I remember my dad explaining that “the gays” did it for the money. A household of 2 men would have more money.
Double income, and no kids. It’s the ultimate life-hack.
The day your dad discovered DINKs.
Were it so easy
What did he think about lesbians
That they probably were not, in fact, lesbians, just unfortunate girls who probably only ever dated one of them gay guys and haven’t been with a true man yet, and that a night with them would cure them right up.
Just typing that made me throw up a little in my mouth, but met many a moron that believed this.
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Poor household fetish
At least he was aware of gender inequalities I guess
Money and the free chemical castration back when healthcare actually meant something
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This is the logic behind conversion therapy and they actually do this (albeit with the addition of electric shocks and all sorts of abuse).
They like to ignore that there is no evidence that it works, and in fact significant evidence that it does not.
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Except fuck Dave Chappel, the bigoted piece of shit LGBTQ hater.
The other day, I saw two frogs kissing.
Now I identify as a gay frog.
I like fish sticks.
Now I’m
Kanye Westa gay fish.kiss one of the frogs, and you’ll have yourself a gay prince!
What if they are a gay frog cursed to become a human
- Everything that’s not acceptable to conservatives is equally bad
- One of those things turns out not to be so bad
- What else might not be so bad?
- ???
- Kid now is going to hell and, worse, will grow up to vote for someone left of center or become trans or gay or whatever
That’s the worry. The ideology is fragile. Any single crack in the dam will result in a flood.
Maybe they need a more robust ideology
this logic is undeniable.
I saw this kinda happen irl once. Turns out my friend was actually just bisexual and didn’t know it. Not so much a picture but an easy opportunity to try something they never tried before or pursued with someone they felt safe with.
