Man enters elephant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODfG0LoGsU8

Stoned on Sesame Street: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvZ4f_Pnk7M

Craig Shoemaker - The Lovemaster Cometh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzd_C8kPPf8

Harry Roy - My Girl’s Pussy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9HdHUuvcN4

You’re welcome.

You forgot the air quotes around ‘experts’

But but…

This information was confirmed by Captain Brainworm himself, he’s an expert right? Right? 😂🤣

🤦‍♂️

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither can cum, the rooster came first, obviously!

Yeah, you got a point there. I’m certainly no mushroom expert either, but one thing in particular I noticed about the photo is that the stem part isn’t smooth, which is different than the smooth stem of a white button mushroom. I prefer to err on the side of caution, like if I see a mushroom out in the woods, I’m just gonna assume it’s not safe to eat.

I eat white button mushrooms raw, after a quick rinse of the dirt. No problem, as long as I get them from the store, properly cultivated by the shroom experts.

The image posted looks sorta similar, but is not a white button mushroom.

Thanks Google, AI has no fucking business telling anyone about mushrooms.