No one said it was?

It’s a vibration plate, it shakes your body while you stand on it. That way it shakes all the toxins out while keeping the electrolytes in.

What I wrote is total bullshit… well the second part. It really is a vibration plate.

Oh, it’s totally our fault. I will never argue against that.

Hey, I’m the real Fediverse Chick. I don’t scam anyone, I just shitpost.

I love that you provided an actual and substantive answer, thank you!

If she likes you enough…

Vaguely gestures at everything

Brother, did we ever stop?

I mean, do you want to get horse mania?