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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Is there a Paula Deen of the Midwest?

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Is there a Paula Deen of the Midwest?

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • meep_launcher@sh.itjust.works
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    I grew up in a household that kept with a healthy Mediterranean diet, no sugar, drinking whatever milk my mom decided was healthiest at the time, salads and kale chips, where cutting the bottom of a broccoli stock would be considered a cookie-

    And then I moved to the Midwest. My god the orgasmic feeling of digging into chicken wings for the first time or a corn pudding. I had no clue that everyone here puts marshmallows on sweet potatoes or in a sandwich with peanut butter, like what?

    And pizza- PIZZA. Look, I’ve had plenty of pizza before, vegan, peach slices on arugula with a light sauce. But Chicago deep dish? Pizza or not it’s a monument to man’s gluttony. Double dough? My god that thicc slice is choice.

    The chef’s here are essentially participating in assisted suicide, and it’s the best thing ever. When I go out now, I’m going to Dr. Kavorkian’s 24 hour diner, extra gravy please.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      You have a way with words.

  • slingstone@lemmy.world
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    I picture a lady named Marge wearing Mom jeans and a sweater vest with an accent like the characters in Fargo.

  • inkzombie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Me adding a third block of cream cheese:

  • newtraditionalists@kbin.melroy.org
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    Ree Drummond

  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
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    And plenty of Cream of ______ soup

    • Bgugi@lemmy.world
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      Neckbeard?

      • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
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        That’s where all the flavor is

    • Maeve@kbin.earth
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      Don’t forget 5 pounds of butter.

      • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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        Topped off with an extra can of Cream of Butter soup.

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    Guy Fieri is from Ohio

    • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
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      That explains so much

    • QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world
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      No friggin way. I always thought he was from the Pacific West or somthing.

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        Nope, he’s Columbus’s favorite son. So much so that the left wing has been meming about renaming the city Flavortown for years

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          Ahh, that’s right. It’s been so long since I’ve seen him in anything. XD

      • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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        I assumed he came from the West Coast of Hell.

  • yesman@lemmy.world
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    Anybody can cook like Paula Dean. All you need is lots of butter, cheese, and racism.

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    Packet of ranch mix. Then you put a packet of ranch on top of that. Now into the crockpot for a week.

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    Where does creme cheese come in blocks?

    • cujo255@sh.itjust.works
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      …everywhere? In the us at least it does

      • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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        Here in the Netherlands I’ve never seen it not come in a tub.

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          It also comes in tubs here, but the traditional way here is a block in a foil like wrap that can be resealed by it being a sticky product

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          Doesn’t Mon Chou traditionally come as a block?

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            Oh yeah, you’re right!

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      In the Midwest, obviously.

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      I’ve never seen cream cheese not in a block

      • ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net
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        Costco has some cream cheese in tubs, from what I recall.

  • mossberg590@lemmy.world
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    Taste Buds with Stephanie https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJqY8NWLktiQGkFfOAVKhFgq3f9Et6Jr6

    Or Relish with Yia Yang on PBS

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