I was getting that AI vibe a bit as well, but there are parts that also felt human enough that made me question my gut feeling. I’m not terribly familiar with the XDA site itself, but having looked it up just now, they seem to cover AI a lot in their articles in a positive light, so I’d say it’s quite likely the writer used AI to write it, and then tweaked it a bit.

Knowing that, I’m considering deleting this post…

Costco has some cream cheese in tubs, from what I recall.