It’s able to make some insanely detailed sound
Not a parrot, but someone was able to reconstruct an image from data they encoded into sound and taught to a starling (I think, I don’t have headphones and the species isn’t in the title or description XD)
Me! Its me they are talking about.
I yearn for a future in which we have mutilated angels powering the reactors that fuel our cities with their ‘divine’ energy. Energy that will let us invade hell in order to find some free demonic energy for more power before we go into the stars and fight the aliens.
Drill, baby, drill!
Demonic and angelic essence are more powerful than the remains of the ancient dragons.
It’ll be enough to help us venture into the stars before we properly control fusion
They say God works in mysterious ways. As an athiest, if I am wrong, and god does exist, he doesn’t work in mysterious ways. He’s playing The Sims, and enjoys torturing everyone. He removes the ladder from the pool.
Either that, or he’s AFK, and will come back to see how we’ve developed over the past 2000 years. And he’ll be like “the fuck are they DOING???”
Jobs? To make money? To eat!? I created all this shit for you to eat. For free! You enslaved yourselves!
Isn’t this a Louis CK bit?
Yes
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Either that, or he’s AFK, and will come back to see how we’ve developed over the past 2000 years.
Fun fact: that’s pretty much exactly what the bible says is happening.
And the morals of a seagull
If pigs could fly they would steal your fud doood.
That’s not fair for the global majority, but I see where you’re coming from.
Before I got to dolphin I went “jesus christ that sounds monstruous!”
Had me in the first 3/4ths NGL.
Literally World Box. You get achievements for raining down 10 meteors or something.
Skin of a pig??
Not an insult. Your skin smells nice and porky today btw.
TIHI
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10313609/
We demonstrated that ex vivo pig skin most closely resembles human skin in physiological, histological, and structural aspects…
