Someday we’re gonna have millennial cougars that say “rawr xD”

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As a point of pedantry, humans can’t have the voice box of a parrot, because parrots have a syrinx and not a larynx.

Edit: Maybe this is actually a fun fact, idk sometimes

That pepperoni is massive.

Makes sense, you’ve gotta be pretty bougie to think a heated blanket is hypocrisy.

Edit: it’s currently 2C outside and I just turned the space heater off because it’s starting to smell funny.

It also works to treat Reynauds Syndrome.

Does your house not get cold in the winter? We have winter bedding because the bedroom doesn’t get above 60F in the winter and below 80F in the summer.

Did you put rats in them?

My little brother threw a chair at his preschool teacher. This is absolutely shit kids do, that they need to be taught is unacceptable. You don’t teach kids to be better by writing them off as garbage humans, because they’re still learning.

If you call your five year old garbage for acting out, you’re a shitty parent.

Yeah, it’s unacceptable, but it’s also unacceptable to call a child a “garbage person” for acting like a child.