Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my ass flushing (or whatever is happening in this meme)
homes
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You can
Maybe you can, but a reasonable person wouldn’t
homes@piefed.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The next generation of AI powered technologyEnglish
21·17 days ago#bottomlife
Every yin has a yang ;)
❤️
homes@piefed.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The next generation of AI powered technologyEnglish
5·18 days agoI’ll say this: I am superduper into hairy dudes, and I have observed that bald dudes are extremely hairy everywhere else.
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that totally works for me
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oh look! As I’m lost a little bit of my own hair, I’m also getting even more hairy myself. I’m a little turned on by that, too!
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in this increasingly complex and terrifying world, in this swirling morass of insecurities, ‘losing my hair’ is one less thing I need to worry about. I’ll take that as a win if that’s something that just doesn’t bother me. And, to be perfectly, Frank, I have had the privilege to sport a mohawk since I was 17, and I’m 49 now. I have definitely “made the most of it“ the flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and I am perfectly happy with the end result. 🤟
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homes@piefed.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The next generation of AI powered technologyEnglish
16·18 days agoAs a guy who is losing his hair, I am so glad that this is not one of the things I am insecure about.
(having a huge dick helps 😉)
Thank Macklemore. I just provided a link.
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what?
Was that too complicated for your grok prompt?
Lol
How about some actual evidence?
Oh fucking look, the idiot/bot that replied within seconds has nothing to say all of a sudden trying to mark an anarchist as a Nazi.
Funny how you called yourself out for being an idiot/bot
😂
It seems that your AI chat buddy doesn’t understand the concept of comment hierarchies… Lol
Would’ve been crazy had it been parallel
homes@piefed.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Republicans after seeing Hasan Piker's meat on the jumbotronEnglish
10·1 month agoYummy
What “evidence”?
Your petty deflections are nothing but that
I think it took me over an hour to get my sound blaster pro configured just right
Here’s another reference from the era, let’s see if you get it:
“Did you bring the pages?”
It was from a game, but not a platformer
homes@piefed.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Cat successfully found and returned due to great descriptionEnglish
9·2 months agoMy introduction to chipped pets:
I once adopted a cat from an NYSPCA truck in Brooklyn. two days later, she escaped from my apartment, never to be seen again. Or so I thought…
Six years later, a cat shelter in Queens contacted me asking me if I had lost a cat. I said that yes I had - once, long ago - is she OK? They said yes, she’s in great shape. I told her that she ran away six years ago, and they told me that she had clearly been well cared for all that time, and it seemed that she had only recently run away, probably in the last few days. Did I want her back?
I said no, she obviously hated me from the moment I adopted her, which is probably why she ran away two days later. Do you think she will be adopted quickly? They told me that, as we were speaking, two different families were already looking at her. I said that it was clear she was in better hands than mine, thanks for the call, and said goodbye.
(I got another cat the day after she ran away)
Marvels and wonders indeed
oh, those halcyon days…
https://demoscene.assembly.org/
My favorite when I was a kid was absolutely, and without a doubt Second Reality by Future Crew. Full screen 3-D object rendering at 30 frames a second on a 486SX/25 CPU without a graphics card. in 1993
Future Crew, active in the early 90s, was a legendary group within the demoscene. They were acclaimed for their groundbreaking demos, like “Second Reality”, that demonstrated advanced programming, visual artistry, and music composition. These works set new standards for what was possible in real-time computer graphics, and they inspired countless artists and programmers around the world. Despite the group’s dissolution in 1994, Future Crew’s influence on the demoscene and the broader fields of graphics and game development is undeniable, and their legacy continues to inspire creativity in the digital world.
Fucking legendary.
And it fit on a floppy
Edit: I remember my friend Nick brought back a copy of Second Reality from ASSEMBLY 93, an annual convention of assembly developers where they would show off their programming prowess with these demos. Me and my friends got to see it before it hit the BBSs and Usenet. So fresh, yo!
Sit down by the campfire my dear youngin’ and I’ll talk you tales of a terror myth called ASSEMBLY
OOOOOooOOOOOooOOO!
Machine language! Direct memory addressing! AAAAAaaaaa!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Computers existed before the year 2000, you silly children…

Too ba-a-a-d