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tixnou@feddit.cl to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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tixnou@feddit.cl to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    7 hours ago

    But it was a really smart cow, a cow like that you don’t eat all at once.

  • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
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    13 hours ago

    Ashens?

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    A shoutout to steve1989! For eating US Civil War Hard Tack and Boer War canned Bully Beef! And every WW2 ration he can get.

    He sure can wax poetic about the flavors of each one.

    • how_we_burned@lemmy.zip
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      Came here to say, as well, that Steve1989 is well ahead of the game of eating strange cans of a 100 year plus beef

      https://youtu.be/jZoHuMwZwTk

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      I find it amusing how sometimes he disappears for a few months and everyone assumes he’s dead from botulism. Also funny how he still apparently lives in a room in his mom’s house despite having millions of youtube subscribers.

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Let’s get this out onto a tray…

      Nice.

    • kalpol@lemmy.ca
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      Waxed pretty poetic about the botulism that one time too. Great content though.

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    Way too many people in the comments thinking they’re serious.

    This is top tier shitposting.

    • interdimensional_sharts@lemmy.world
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      Way too many comments saying way too many people in the comments thinking they’re serious.

      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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        ITT: way too many comments.

        • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          not enough comments

          • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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            1 day ago

            No, we need fewer com … shit.

            • Randelung@lemmy.world
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              We need more comments and we need less [sic] comments!

              • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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                22 hours ago

                +1 for the sic.

  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    +3 rads/second.

    • Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz
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      2 days ago

      That’s nearly 55 rpm

  • Ænima@lemmy.zip
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    1 day ago

    I say this to my wife any time we watch a movie with animals in it!

  • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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    A worthy successor to Ken M

    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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      We are all Womp Womp on this blessed day.

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    Fuck, I opened the can, and it went MOO…

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      It’s clearly not ready yet

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        2 days ago

        closes the can…

        • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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          C’mon. Where’s your sense of adventure?

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    Made me laugh out loud. Is this a reference to how ppl usually comment on old laugh tracks “we are listening to dead people” ? 😂

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    Leaded steaks you say?

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      yum botulism.

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    “Let’s get this out onto a tray.”

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      “Nice, mkay.”

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    Soon to be featured at Golden Corral.

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    I love witty comments

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    Wow, and I thought I was a smuuthbrane.

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      They’re taking the piss.

      • fartographer@lemmy.world
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        No, it’s dried beef. And most canned brines are made from water with salt and spices, not urine.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      You are.

      And I’m Lost_My_Mind

      And this kitty cat is named Ted.

      Yep. Whole big world out there. Everybodys got a name. That’s how they track you.

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    Pretty sure those are beefsteak tomatoes :)

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