Eh fuck it I’m game.
Michelle is a fine lady. I’d be down to be the milk in their chocolate, wink wink, nudge nudge.
twink twink, fudge fudge
STOP to Quit
GO to Hit
Seems legit.
Of course. If it was Republicans they would never try to solicit sex with adults. That’s how you know it’s genuine.
Will he be wearing the tan suit?
Not for long.
“Lets do weird stuff with Dijon mustard”
Eh, I could chill with Obama. He seems like he’s a cool guy. And then I could say “I know a guy who knows Bruce Springsteen”.
Eh, I could chill with Bruce Springsteen. He seems like he’s a cool guy. And then I could say “I know a guy who knows Joe Piscopo”.
I read dozens of books for girls.
Lazy girls… They should read their own books?
Shhhh! He’s fallen for it, don’t wreck the scam!
I mean, as a strategy to meet interesting people it is pretty awesome from a human connection standpoint. But you still need to close that deal beyond that. I’d love it if someone was all reading some of the weird shit I am into just to causally throw a reference my way to get me interested. Don’t mean we’re gonna fuck on the first date.
Sounds like the Super Hans method, but without the results
He invites you over, you are excited, he seems cool, then he asks you to play basketball, you are not really a aports person but sure, its Obama. He then just proceeds to use the opportunity tontrash talk you while kicking you ass at basketball.
Will there be board games?
somehow would still be a better prez than what the world has to deal with now
