Motherfuckers going a decade without a rimjob? Must be married.

Chocolate popcorn

Not if you blindfold it and put it in a chokehold.

I went out on a date with your mom, a bit late, she had so many friends

I brought my pogo stick just to show her a trick, she had so many friends

People! Always trying to TAKE it from me! WHY won’t they LEAVE me ALONE!?

RHQQ2?

I don’t remember it after that

Edit: yup!

No record was ever beat by Billy Mitchell.