… it doesn’t already?

The light that gets more flesh the more it is used. 😖

It looks like an x-ray of a lemon.

“Densdale!”

Now it’s a self-heating stew!

If direct mental telepathy ever naturally evolved in the human family line, I suspect it would not have been passed down to successive generations, since the afflicted would probably become babbling lunatics.

It worked.

So gatcha mechanics would be like “chronic gaming” eh?

An Horse

OMG there’s a bear in the convenience store!

Look, these are professional people doing a serious, professional job.

*wheeee!!!*

MJ Hibbett: It Only Works Because You’re Here

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“Let’s spin in endless circles without results while you use up all your tokens!”

Well it will if you get a tattoo in another state and you tell your artist where you’re from.

Maybe he can pull me out of a hat 😉 .

OOOOHHHHHH!

This sounds unappealing, what with all that nasty rice getting in the way of our tongues and all.