I’ve literally had to explain the existence of other operating systems than Windows to people. They had never heard of Linux.

Who could possibly have an interest in fomenting chaos in Europe?

Anything with AI in it gets clicks.

Planned obsolescence is one of the cornerstones of our economic order.

It’s one of the great ironies of our time that we spend billions on slop machines but haven’t yet been able to build a robot that can empty the dishwasher.

I’m not at all keen on watching executions but I’d watch that one.

If guinea pigs had no advantages, they wouldn’t have survived.

New religion just dropped.

Great. Your wife says thank you.

A girl did that with me once. We didn’t get married, but we did have a pretty long relationship.

Hey, AI bros, when are you going to make a robot that can clean up the baby poop?

Hi I’m Grok. Just give me your address.

Nazis doing Nazi things.

And it’s still great once you know what you’re doing. If you just want your computer to work, Mint is a fantastic option.

Some people actually want their computer to just work, without having too much of a faff. For people like that something like Mint is a great option. If you have a lot of time and see mucking about with the computer as a hobby, installing Arch etc. can be fun. But for the rest of us it’s just not a sensible use of our time.

Ein paar schlechte Äpfel…

Man the ramparts! The French are coming!

This is of course the only correct answer.

Depends on the underwear.

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