Soak a dictionary in bud light the night before, then you just rip out a handful of pages at a time, boom. Now who is a degenerate failure and a worthless blemish on decent society, Grandma?

I’d guess Meta.

Does anyone know what I’m referencing when I say, “and then you just add a squirt of lattice, a squirt of napkins…” Or, “quit fake pressing buttons on the microwave!!”

Cool! I don’t know about you, but I would immediately make a list of the top ten CEOs that I admire most and aspire to become when I grow up. Maybe next to their names, list dates of the next three public appearances they’re making so you can maybe go thank them face to face for inspiring you?

“The technology business is more difficult than some may realize, as parts must be tested for quality assurances,” Trump Mobile CEO Pat O’Brien said in a statement to CNET."

Fucking Pat sounds like a real rocket surgeon

We declare victory over the tarp - unrelated, we are sending 20,000 young people to attack the tarp.

His face says, “I’ve got a RAGING clue right now…”

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She calls me “Bill Hoffman” and I call her “Bill Hoffman’s wife”

What do you compromise these days going to something like graphene versus a stock pixel? I know the advantages obviously, just wanting clarity on trade offs. Features that become unusable, vulnerabilities, etc.

Alright, prove it. Fingerprint him.

That’s not the rock?

Needs instructions for in person pickup.

“Your dasher wears a medical bracelet identifying his next of kin. To expedite access to the crime scene to retrieve your order (1x bagel bites, 4x lubricant and 1x grain alcohol) dash++ members can unlock this name to then pose as a direct relation when authorities ask.”