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Does anyone know what I’m referencing when I say, “and then you just add a squirt of lattice, a squirt of napkins…” Or, “quit fake pressing buttons on the microwave!!”
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The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com•If I dont make to-do lists I just forget to do anything
5·2 days agoCool! I don’t know about you, but I would immediately make a list of the top ten CEOs that I admire most and aspire to become when I grow up. Maybe next to their names, list dates of the next three public appearances they’re making so you can maybe go thank them face to face for inspiring you?
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Technology@lemmy.world•I Tested the Trump Phone for 96 Hours. Here's What It's Really LikeEnglish
26·2 days ago“The technology business is more difficult than some may realize, as parts must be tested for quality assurances,” Trump Mobile CEO Pat O’Brien said in a statement to CNET."
Fucking Pat sounds like a real rocket surgeon
We declare victory over the tarp - unrelated, we are sending 20,000 young people to attack the tarp.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•McDonald’s CEO’s awkward taste test sparks mocking online: ‘His aura screams kale salad’
6·3 months agoHis face says, “I’ve got a RAGING clue right now…”
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•the two party system is just one big party
217·3 months agoRemoved by mod
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•By what nickname do you call your wife or husband?
6·3 months agoShe calls me “Bill Hoffman” and I call her “Bill Hoffman’s wife”
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Privacy@lemmy.ml•GrapheneOS can help you retake your privacy, right now. - Veronica Explains
8·3 months agoWhat do you compromise these days going to something like graphene versus a stock pixel? I know the advantages obviously, just wanting clarity on trade offs. Features that become unusable, vulnerabilities, etc.
Alright, prove it. Fingerprint him.
Needs instructions for in person pickup.
“Your dasher wears a medical bracelet identifying his next of kin. To expedite access to the crime scene to retrieve your order (1x bagel bites, 4x lubricant and 1x grain alcohol) dash++ members can unlock this name to then pose as a direct relation when authorities ask.”

Soak a dictionary in bud light the night before, then you just rip out a handful of pages at a time, boom. Now who is a degenerate failure and a worthless blemish on decent society, Grandma?