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So while login with potato is nice, how would you log in with an calculator? Do a math problem?
You open your calculator app, launch the integrated Microslop Copilot and try to answer the security questions it generates randomly
Login with hunter2
login with meow :3
Login with
sudoUnironically, in the EU with digital IDs it might actually be feasible to do a government ID login.
Sometimes I‘m thinking about hosting a lemmy instance that does that bit would not store your info just to fight the tide of astroturfing.
It’s finally getting more widespread use. I‘ve had a machine readable ID with biometrics for two decades before I was able to actually use it for the first time online.
I was really impressed that I could do my Spanish taxes with my German ID. Other government services don’t support it yet though
login with music
Would prefer “Login with a whistled jaunty lil’ tune.”
Login with the contents of your .bashrc
Login with Pass A38 (Asterix reference😏)
Login with browser fingerprint
Are butthole prints supported by the same system?
I don’t have a fingerprint reader …
You don’t need a fingerprint reader to have a browser fingerprint. https://amiunique.org/
But my print reader is perfectly fine & I like using it.
Login with a log in an inn.
Login with my constant back pain level.
(You enter your value on a scale from 1 to 10.)Login with a dB reader of the sound my knees make under no particular strain.
I unironically like this.
Verification can?
Login with your mom 🤣
I’m a big fan of “Login with a potato” lol
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personalPotato IDI’m digging ‘login with caution.’ I like to think it’s mostly the same generic login page but with ‘Warning: you are logging into site X. This will involve the use of your sensitive login credentials. Take precautions against their loss or theft.’ and yellow/black hazard tape borders on every div.
Yeah, I agree with that one. That was actually the first one that caught my eye for the same reason. Something about login with a potato is just hilarious to me for some reason.
A unique identifier potato.
"THIS IS MY POTATO!
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!"
Finally a kind of biometric login that I can get behind.
Can I log in with my ass?
I recall a YouTuber who used their cats butthole for their fingerprint sensor to unlock their phone. It could be that they wanted to try it but never did, though. It’s been like a decade.
No, It must be an ass word, not just your ass
Login with Calculator: For when you don’t remember your PIN but you remember how you came up with it
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Creating a pin with the number pad then having to remember it with a normal keyboard… 🫠
In some languages the base layer of the number row is taken up by weird characters so people prefer the numpad to holding Shift, and laptops without one sell poorly
Haha I used to do this all the time for my credit card PIN. Every time I had to enter it I had to get out a calculator as I didn’t remember the four-digit number but I did remember the expression I used to derive it.
