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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

In this house

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In this house

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • pnelego@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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    I can’t believe people still believe Bigfoot is real. It’s so obviously just a Yeti in a gorilla suit.

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    Yeah, you’re taking pictures of Chuck Tingle’s yard, leave the man alone, he works hard for us. Where else are you gonna find well-crafted erotica about sexy lawyer dinosaurs and bigfoots who are both billionaires and bomb defusal technicians trained in the art of love?

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      And if you’ve never heard of Chuck Tingle, I am not joking.

      Might even be underselling it a bit.

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        This is the kind of book I’d sneak onto someone’s bookshelf that I’m certain never reads.

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          That’s a great way to get someone into reading. Harriet Porber would be my suggestion

          • FrowingFostek@lemmy.world
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            Trans wizard novels and cufflink jokes, a person after my own heart.

        • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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          Chaotic neutral type shit

      • sulfidedisburseangledafternoontipper@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        For anyone intrigued by the first title, I offer this masterpiece: Pounded In The Butt By My Own Podcast: Bigfoot Pirates Haunt My Balls, read by Dane Terry

        Episode webpage

        Media file

        • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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          I am a simple man, I sees a podcast about Pirate Bigfoot haunting a guys balls, I downloads it

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        So, this line-up suggests there’s room for a cross-over story where the football squad wearing the color changing dress pounds the main character’s ass.

        Edit. Apparently it’s a squad of unicorns that play football. Pardon my lack of attention to detail.

      • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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        Are any of these actually purchasable in physical form?

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          Most of them are ~3,000 word epub files, but several of them get bound together in a physical volume. Chuck also writes whole-ass mainstream horror too, those can be found at bookstores.

          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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            My library has all his non-smut novels and I want to donate some smut and see if they’ll shelve it

          • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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            Interesting guy this Chuck, I must say.

      • Presently42@lemmy.ca
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        He certainly has a type

      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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        bout to get myself glayzed like a brothafucka!

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    I’ve been seeing some “jesus is coming, repent” signs in my area and I’m wondering if it’s legal to put up goofy signs right next to them

    • ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world
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      “Can we at least wait til he finishes?”

    • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz
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      I mean, do you think the people who put the jesus signs up had permits and what not?

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    This could EASILY replace the “step” fetish that’s on its way out.

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      Help me, step bigfoot! I’m stuck under the mattress!

      • TwilitSky@lemmy.world
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        STOP IT. They will absolutely create this category in minutes if they find it.

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          I’m pretty sure I’ve already seen this.

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            After a quick search I only found some with ladies that where size 23 US shoes.

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        Step foot? 🤣

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    Honey, I won’t try to stop you. But I will film it.

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      It’s going to come out blurry, tho.

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    i thought this was the welcome to night vale one for a second

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    Ummm…

    *BIGFOOT AND I…

    Sheesh

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      nah the order is important. sounds like bigfoot is a power bottom.

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    More effective than and ADT sign or one of those “we don’t call 911” signs.

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    Gotta have goals in life.

  • OwOarchist@pawb.social
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    Why can’t I have cool neighbors like this?

  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    There is a lot going on in this picture.

    • HowAbt2day@futurology.today
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      That sign is the highest quality object in the yard.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Who let the dog out? Who? Who, who, who?

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      Bigfoot.

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    I wonder what kind of barbecues they have. And is that a fire pit? These are usually signs of at least mild social interaction. But everything else suggests otherwise.

    I suppose if they had to spray paint the door, that also suggests they sometimes have visitors. Odd.

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    You do know his first name is Charlie, right? And he has social anxiety.

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      I thought it was Harry.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      you must know a different one than i do. We know Darryl. I’ll have to ask if he knows Charlie.

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        This is Charlie.

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          cool! we don’t have any photos of darryl but he lives in the woods out back by the cabin the family… i think my great aunt used to have a lake house up there or something? long story but we camp up there when we can now.

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