If only it was that simple.

This is like me with my friend who uses the phrase type shit.

Ironically coffee is fruit.

Is your name Mark? Is the cat named Johnny?

Wheren’t those actual humans?

I saw a television commercial for a electrical repair service that advertised something called a “pumpkin spice special” (no detail on what it is in the ad).

But they aren’t on the bed anymore.

Whatever you do, don’t do it again or God will reply.

They completely missed the point of Tetris.

I do it once a year at a convention, in Las Vegas. But I keep in contact otherwise.

That is not the right badge. My mistake. Forgot they made the transition in GEN.

Be careful. Someone could be allergic to that screenshot.

🎵_I’m begging you to not enroll at City College._🎵

Did I wake up in a alternate universe?

Not a comedy, but David Cronenberg has a erotic thriller called Crash which is about people who get involved in car crashes.

No I haven’t seen it.

They’ve proven that police are just dumb as fuck.

You have both by not having you around, asshole.

I hold back the urge to punch one of my superiors at work when ever I speak to them lately because I realize they wear these.

That was the villain bro.