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amniotic druid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

100% tru btw

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100% tru btw

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amniotic druid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Can confirm, I find women who wear loud makeup instead of going leaps and bounds for the expensive “no makeup” makeup look quite attractive 🌈

    It’s okay for eyeshadow to have colors

  • eezeebee@lemmy.ca
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    Gym bros would do well to put on a little makeup and smile more

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      but then mascara starts running when the lifts get strong

    • amniotic druid@lemmy.worldOP
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      Part 2 of this meme is where I say that women want skinny men with good eyeliner and men want tall, buff women with abs. Stay tuned, it’s premiering 8PM CST

      • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works
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        Tall buff tomboy gf that will protect my frail ass is a dream <( ’ ’ <)

        • FosterMolasses@leminal.space
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          One of my litmus tests for men in a relationship is whether or not they’ll permit me to give them a piggyback ride. If their ego is too fragile, then that’s usually a dealbreaker lol

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        You ain’t wrong. I have gorgeous eyes (my lashes are the one area I’ve got lush hair. They’re as long as fake lashes) and back when I was skinny I got occasional model work.

      • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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        As a bisexual man, both points are true

        • amniotic druid@lemmy.worldOP
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          Would I lie?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    On one hand, I don’t find huge muscles attractive.

    On the other, I would find it attractive if someone could pick me up and carry my 6’6’', 260lbs ass one handed like a toddler.

    • FosterMolasses@leminal.space
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      I would find it attractive if someone could pick me up and carry my 6’6’’ 260lbs ass like a toddler

      Aspirational, this is why I lift.

    • Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world
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      Muscles are so attractive though, most gymbros just overdo it. I’m thinking more greek god/statue, less Arnold.

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      This right here.

      I need an androgynous guy that has the waistline of one of my legs (I’m a bear, okay), but the strength to toss me across the room into bed while simultaneously carrying our dinner on a platter in the other hand, without even a change in their breaths.

      Unf, yes.

    • amniotic druid@lemmy.worldOP
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      Sex?

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Yes please.

  • erin@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    40 hours a week on makeup? I need to step up my game. I’m only spending 4.5 hours a day on my makeup.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      When I get home from work I want to have to hunt for my spouse. Full camo makeup or nothing

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