rockerface🇺🇦

Yes, glows with happiness and pride at her children! How did you know?

Wait a minute… Dad?

Everything glows, just depends on the energy levels and wave length

It’s glowing in infrared

And strong men make me hard-

It’s the Antichrist, since it can’t turn the other cheek

You’re probably right to assume the second option, since I can’t imagine you being a very competent supervisor with takes like these

And this is why I only take requests in full text from the start, so thanks for proving my point for me.

Sure, we can have that call right now. After the call, I’ll ask you to summarize the follow-up steps in an email

Platinum, even. Star Platinum.

In case you are more into word puzzles, here’s 12 word searches

Do NOT take this if you caught a cold. One sneeze and half of your apartment is gone.

This is obviously fake and gay™, but PSA: if something similar happens to you IRL, it’s not therapy being useless, it’s therapist being an asshole and genuinely harmful to their patients.