TIL “dinner with waifu” has it’s own knowyourmeme page: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/dinner-with-waifu-otaku-dates
It says no pets, it doesn’t say no animals. There’s a scene in Coyote vs Acme where the lawyer makes this argument
tells me no pets are allowed, pointing to my anthro dog wife
I stand up and leave because I am her pet
I am so on board with ponyposting.
ClopClop all the shitpost way!
(Wait, is there a bean pony?? Ah, ofc there is, Keen Bean, just the way Lemmy likes them.)

I thought you said bored.
More pony! More pony!
That happened to a fellow student during summer school. He was already in trouble and had to sit by the window when he saw another teacher, he yells out “hey its that fat PE teacher.”
Our teacher walks over to the window and yells, that’s my wife! (She was pregnant at the time). When the teacher walked out to greet her the kid was all panicking asking us for advice on how to not get kicked out
Sometimes you have to learn to filter your thoughts from your mouth the hard way.
why does she have cleavage
Is normal for horses.

I have several questions, want none of them answered. Like why grandma is bending over like that, or why she has no holes.
You brought this on yourself.
You sure do have one hairy grandma.
You should see them when they aren’t trimmed
You know why.
That’s the top of her other leg
So you could jerk off to the furry animals
as God intended.

I’m pretty sure this is some kind of racism-equivalent in the world this image depicts. Not only should you not tip, you should consider suing the waitress and/or establishment.
Twilight’s horn is powering up, I think pondering “how shall this waitress and/or establishment be punished” is about to become a moot question.









