Why is this in shitposting?

Yup. Engines are only good for about 5 seconds. The spark plugs are only good for 2-3 seconds, after that they run on detonation.

“I smell the same after sex”

Shhh, trying to keep the super secret sticky rubber that is hidden underneath the first layer of steel belts a secret…….oh crap.

They are getting low on oil, have to top them up. Use 0W30 if they are winter tires.

As a mechanic, this is true.

Or look older than their actual age.

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Moose knuckles are dudes.

That’s gotta be cold on the ole’ hoo haa.

That’s literally called having “fuck off” money.

Just start braiding your back hair.

Don’t forget your asparagus and stinky bean.

Or just be OK with who you are.

Yup. We were at an event and it was a hot weekend, mid 30’s C, sunny, so we were in shorts and staying in the shade. My sister, who had just come back from a tour in Afghanistan, was wearing a sweater and shivering.

Yes, intentional.

Sounds like girl math. 😜

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girl_math

There is a BIG difference between 0F, -20F and -40F. And as someone that has worked in areas that has often seen -60F, -20F feels like spring in comparison, the local Inuit wouldn’t even wear a jacket at 0F.

0 hot? So what about when it’s -40?

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