MousePotatoDoesStuff

“Their new girlfriend is… women” Huh.

That first one seems like it would be a high maintana-nce state.

Can I press latinum in it, though?

“Don’t kill the messenger” is a great slogan for supporting the USPS

mayhaps

It’s not off scale, it’s just ahead of its time.

Unless it’s from Nietzsche

I know it means hazardous chemicals, but I find the idea of “does your package contain molecules” chuckle-worthy. Probably something a surreal world post office would say.

Is this what playing Kerbal Space Program is like?

Makeup is art, and the face is a canvas. The only time when it isn’t okay is when it becomes an expectation rather than something done freely.

I wanted to make games as a job.

The wish would be “I want to make videogames.”

I now make games as a hobby/casual side thing alongside a regular job

(looks at state of gamedev industry)

… and it seems I dodged an entire drone strike with that one.

for moths

I tried to resist, but I am drawn to this typo like a month to the flame

I get to say “I use arch btw” :P

Is this an Internecion Cube reference?

Redditification? Also, I wonder if this will work !c/yurimemes

(it didn’t)

“Actually, he didn’t help build Roko’s Basilisk so he’s in hell now”

I’m guessing it’s a log scale

Can this be solved by making the water just a little bit less stagnant?

Good rhymes, motherfucker.

ai;dr (but also tl;dr)