Turns out they taste pretty great too. Low acid fruit and light chocolate notes for sure. They say milk chocolate, vanilla, dark cherry. I’m not sure I get the vanilla but the other two are pretty spot on. These will eventually get a bean review post too, but that may take me a while.
Wow this looks great, but have you considered instant coffee with heavy amounts of creamer?
I should do a fully pretentious mock post comparing instant coffee done as lazily as possible to the most over-the-top snobbish espresso that’s ever been made. That sounds like fun actually.
Yes. As lazy as possible. Coffee granules and puddles of milk everywhere. Maybe it’s just the almost empty jar because it had just enough instant for one cup anyway
That would be hilarious. Maybe I’ll make a post here first asking for the laziest, most offensive coffee “recipe” and see what wins. I already have an idea for the pretentious one. Then maybe I could do a “blind taste test” or something.
Have to use milk just this side of spoilage.
Are you REALLY into coffee, or just ideal coffee?
You best be using powdered nondairy
Full artificial creamer - Full hazelnut.
No hazelnuts. This is pumpkin spice season
Just a lil dab from the pie filling can
Pumpkin milk latte? Yes please!
Do you reconstitute the instant coffee in the creamer instead of water?
… This is a brilliant idea. I know what I’m doing on Saturday morning
🤢
Burn the witch!