Turns out they taste pretty great too. Low acid fruit and light chocolate notes for sure. They say milk chocolate, vanilla, dark cherry. I’m not sure I get the vanilla but the other two are pretty spot on. These will eventually get a bean review post too, but that may take me a while.
That would be hilarious. Maybe I’ll make a post here first asking for the laziest, most offensive coffee “recipe” and see what wins. I already have an idea for the pretentious one. Then maybe I could do a “blind taste test” or something.