I know this story is fake because it shows someone actually getting a job in cybersecurity these days

No officer it’s “hi how are you”

I’m pretty sure this amount of salt would cause immediate kidney failure in a cat

glad to be of service

I can’t stand sardines. Every time I’ve tried them it’s just the wrong kind of fishy flavor.

If I want cheap protein I usually go chicken or turkey.

my blood identifies as the red sea

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skill issue

It absolutely is. Pan fried with eggs is a nice breakfast actually. It’s a camping staple for me.

This exact post is why bestiality is an actual crime

Why tf is her tail coming out of the center of her spine?

Debian is what you make of it, definitely. But it is also inanely stability focused to the point of being a detriment. It takes many months for simple package updates to hit Debian repos and it leads to frustration when stuff I expect to be updated is still very much not. As a server distro I recommend it, but as a play around distro it’s a bit more annoying and you have to do a ton more self maintenance on packages to get the latest and greatest.

If you control the backend, it’s self hosted. Vast majority of people use VPS’s for many hosting purposes. Stupid semantic applixation of rule 3.

Sounds like a candidate for !yepowertrippinbastards@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Political memes is probably fine at this point