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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago

And how am I supposed to eat this soup with no spoon?

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And how am I supposed to eat this soup with no spoon?

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • bitchkat@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Just conjure sone spit and swallow. It’s not hard.

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      What am I, some kind of spit wizard?

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        I went to spit college, got my spit masters. They ain’t just give these spit wizard robes out to just any dipshit who gives them ten fifty five

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          Well la-de-da, boys, we gots us a silver spoon nepo wizard. Me mum was a hedge witch and thats mighty good enough for me. We all know why you like to visit the island of elderly sluts on backwards-but-only-the-first-half day.

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            Because they cook good eggs on the first half day?

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      Yeah I just surround the pills in a bolus of saliva and let fly.

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