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  • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world
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    Sad gas 😭💨

    • RamenJunkie@midwest.social
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      Mad Gas would basically just be farts I suppose.

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        Grumpy gas

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    Can I have some motivation gas for tomorrow morning, please?

    • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Inhale some powderized stimulants and it’ll probably do the trick.

      (This is a joke, please do drugs responsibly)

      • Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        That moment when you realise the ‘smelling salts’ folk used to use in Victorian- and Edwardian-era England to stimulate the senses and/or revive a fainted person… Was often ammonia

        • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Bro my roommate once got some smelling salts from his work. No wonder that wakes you up, sniffing it legitimately feels like razor blades in your nose

          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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            i’d pretend to be your roommate but i feel like this is not a unique experience. i took a whiff from about six inches away and wanted to punch whoever gave me the idea to do that (me)

          • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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            Yeah it just activates the body’s flight response.

      • Samskara@sh.itjust.works
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        You can vaporize some stimulants like methamphetamine and crack cocaine. They will motivate you at low doses. At higher doses, they will mainly motivate you to do more drugs.

    • Psythik@lemmy.world
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      It’s called Adderall.

    • REDACTED@infosec.pub
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      They’d start gassing people in workplaces

      • spittingimage@lemmy.world
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        Caffeine inhalers are a thing.

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    Aerosolized MDMA & Oxytocin = Love Gas

    • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Aerosolized DPH & Speed = Fear/Terror gas

      • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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        Found Scarecrow’s Lemmy account

        • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Dr. Crane isn’t here right now, but if you’d like to make an appointment…

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    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      wonder woman please we have been telling you your septic is clogged. please use the portable bat-loo

  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    Anger gas is a terrifying idea. Horny gas??? Also a interesting option

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      Horny gas is such a interesting option that it may or may not have been studied

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        At this point I’m certain that literally everything you could potentially think of as a weapon has been at least researched by the US military

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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          “What if we taped napalm to bats?”

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb

  • robocall@lemmy.world
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    🤩 please send me this gas 🤩

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    I’ve got some surprise gas, just pull my finger…

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    My farts are angry gas. If I rip one in your face, you will immediately be pissed.

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    I’m pretty sure chemical weapons are fear gas.

    • Drusas@fedia.io
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      Radiation.

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    It’s all fun and games until someone deploys the ANGER GAS.

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      Anger gas is what they used as a plot device in The Kingsmen.

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        To be fair I would also fly into a murderous rage if an entire church full of people had their phones playing siren sounds at max volume and did nothing about it

    • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      If you aerosolized corticosteroids and stimulants, you’d probably get a pretty effective “anger gas”

      Adding PCP would likely help too

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        Throw in aerosolized fent, you are 100% guaranteed to have a bad time.

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      ♨️

      I am not sure what this is supposed to be, my guess would be like, a hot burner coil?

      But that might work for some kind of ‘angry gas’… ?

      I also have no clue what it looks like in any other render style than… whatever it is I am using.

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        I think it’s the symbol for a hot springs from Japanese maps.

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    deleted by creator

  • TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today
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    Disinterest gas?

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      CO.

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      Meh, can’t be bothered to look it up.

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    deleted by creator

  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    Embarrassed gas is just farts. As is disgust gas.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      you need more practice. that should be pride

    • ulterno@programming.dev
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      Depends upon if you are the producer or the consumer.

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        i dunno my cat let out the nastiest fart at my wife the other day. i was so impressed (that she aimed it properly, also the smell)

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    🍆 gas

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      If you have dick gas for more than 4 hours, you should see a doctor

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