Oof. Big oof.
Well, she could make another kid.
Damn, that’s cold.
Pro choice queen
There’s a theory that the DC sniper was planning to kill his ex and the rest of the murders were so it’d look random.
I thought that was the explanation and not just a theory?
To be fair I haven’t paid attention since right after he and his minion got caught
Even the truth is a theory, technically
Jfc people like that don’t get to be called Mom
“I brought you into this world, and I’d rather have you leave it than risk myself.”
Naw this a son job to be done for your nervous momma. The 0.001% of being killed by a spree sniper is just another calculated risk.
“And that’s why you only have ever seen her in photos”
suggestion: reframe it as you not letting her pump her own gas
Ever since Dad went out for ammo
Throw her in the trash

Underground Grandma and Great Pacific Garbage Patch Grandma





