I feel like I should’ve seen this guy before, new Lemmy cooker found??

Because they’re green

I actually got more pathetic and gay after losing my virginity

They’re doing it for me. I thrive off of seeing people get irrational over things entirely inconsequential. It’s the ultimate bait, always gets people so f*cking mad in the comments.

As a vegan I’m in favour of this because it makes it very clear in what specific way I am superior to someone

For people like this I always ask “do you know what the penalty for not wearing a seatbelt is where you live?”

Usually get a “no” or some sort of fine number.

My response to either is always.

“The penalty is death”

Usually re-contextualises their stupid ass take in a productive and understandable way.

Fascism: defeated

Well, he at the very least, probably didn’t refer to her as an “insta thot”

Turns out to achieve fitness you just need to use your body as it was intended to be used

God I wish I was sleeping every night