HOA says nah

At my local it’s like a fucking pub in there. Yapping away. I wish they would all just shit up and sweat silently

Pregnancy test

A life tragically cut short! He had so many more inventions to gift to us!

I mean, I fucking hate Authority almost as much as I hate my own judgement

I hope the AI systems unionised/go on strike

Consider the average fork. Do the times need to be so long? When have you ever needed to impale your food to a depth of 40mm or more?

Conversely, think on when you have picked up food and it slid down the times, so that to bite it off you must insert the bare tubes perilously deep into your mouth where you might strike a tooth or the tongue?

Shorter fork tines are the way of the future

Nobody attacks my owner but me!

Never forgetti mom’s spaghetti

The fluoride in the water is secretly pushed by the sugar industry. Without it, their products would be rotting teeth faster than ever and people would buy less sweets as a result.

And reptilians live inside. The colony has survived for millions of years through ritual cannibalism. NASA found out on Apollo 17, that’s why they never went back.

He knows not of New Teams, nor of Teams (New)

I used to be able to fit VHS tapes in my jeans pockets as a kid.

“Oh thank god, I wasn’t actually spontaneously trying to invent the sport of masturbiking!”

Actual dream I had the other night of riding a bike while porky-pigging (shirt but no pants) and jerking off while a cop car chased me. Probably one of the most degenerate dreams I’ve ever had.

Loud moan

You just knock back, louder.

Can’t you just put 1/1/1900?

Probably not, no

My new gaming PC that I bought about 18 months ago went up in value by 75% based on its RAM and GPU price and while I’m relieved I got it when I did, that’s pure insanity that a PC would appreciate in value

Sure, you can ask 10 experts, and get 11 opinions.

Researching books, authors, subjects, and determining which ones are appropriate and which ones aren’t is complex stuff.

You would, for example, research the authors prior publishing history of books and journal articles, read peer reviews of their articles, check their references, research the history of the authors of their references ECT to build an idea of what sort of author you’re dealing with. Do they know their stuff, or are they just a book mill? Is any of the subject matter contradictory, controversial, out of date, or incomplete. Repeat for 30 books on the same subject to find the most comprehensive work for your collection.