ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agoFuck, can I have a do-over?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up1241arrow-down12
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minus-squaremoldyringwald@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·5 days agoI work at a mattress store and I live in constant fear that one day I’ll ask someone if they need shitted feets instead of fitted sheets 😬
minus-squareJoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 days agoBut what if you say that, then a woman you’re helping responds with “You’re as disgusting as my husband.”
minus-squareAnanääs@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 days agoShedding and beets you say! Not in my red boom!
minus-squareGreenShimada@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 days agoIf someone said this to me, I would laugh so had I couldn’t resist the sale. Shit your feets, my guy
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoSounds like you could use a comforter.
I work at a mattress store and I live in constant fear that one day I’ll ask someone if they need shitted feets instead of fitted sheets 😬
But what if you say that, then a woman you’re helping responds with “You’re as disgusting as my husband.”
but i am pagliacci
Shedding and beets you say! Not in my red boom!
If someone said this to me, I would laugh so had I couldn’t resist the sale.
Shit your feets, my guy
Sounds like you could use a comforter.