Sometimes bread tastes better than skinny feels.

But I only know what bread tastes like, not the other one.

Technically, you’re a 9.8/10. But I can round it up to 10/10 ;)

He was already on probation for having stuck his dick in the enchanted goo tub.

Yeah, it’s wild how there’s just a 5cm thick layer of salt down under the sand, and mining salt slabs from the ancient sea is how most nomadic groups flavor their food.

Plus all the rock art and ancient cities just out in the middle of nowhere today. I once bought a dinosaur tooth from a guy that 1) agreed with claims I had heard that the mountains in the Sahara still harbor things like peach trees, and 2) that there are badlands style areas where herders just find dinosaur bones lying around.

Oh fun history time!

Especially a couple thousand years ago, the Sahara was far smaller, and far lest hostile to life. The last trees only died in the Sahara about 20 or 30 years ago. Caravans crossed regularly. On top of the very easy route from Sudan to Egypt, and the Greeks were obsessed with Egypt. Even the Bible talks about Nubians in Ancient Egypt, so if even that as a “source” knows about the well-documented reality that Sub-Saharan populations were in contact and well-known individuals present in North Africa and the Levant as far back as 5,000 years ago.

I mean, did you not even think to search for this before spouting off? Literally the first search result for “did black people greece”:

Edit: meant to paste this link - my bad - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_Greeks https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Greeks

I’m doing dry January, but I’m also borrowing days from March at this point. Because I already used up most of February.

To be fair, what even is “standing still”? I’m sitting in a chair in a spaceship made out of almost all the elements and water traveling around 220km/s relative to Sagittarius A.

It’s why the Romans didn’t use salt as a condiment, but fish sauce. The umami+salt is different and objectively better.

Three questions:

1. Zahi Hawass - was he just “on” as official national tour guide, or was he able to act like a real human, and if so, what was your read on him?

2. While out and about in the Sahara, ever hear of or run into a guy named “Camel Steve”?

3. Do you have a few JHMCS helmets with manufacturing flaws that you take home and let the kids run around with and play jet pilot?

Also, thanks for being a dude with stories on Lemmy.

🎼 Swing looooooooow,

sweet can of beans,🫘

coming to meme me home. 🎶

100% agree with this. Plums, pears, and brandy - I’d bet Serbia or Bulgaria, maaaaybe Bosnia.

Literally how Mar-a-Lago works. He wants people to pay him to make a rich boys’ club for heads of state because all the other ones aren’t money to him based. They’re just about how much money does the country have, like the G8.