And the dog is already laying on the blanket and eyeing the popcorn politely.

Samsung, IR Blasters on phone. Please.

My dude i am staring at an empty water bottle and my cat is meowing at me to go refill it. Not anything else.

Hold on. So thank you, i was thirsty.

I knew that meow. It was the fill your water meow. Good cat, you get a treat. You are learning how to get treats very quickly. Now on to the sink.

Oh.

There’s the other cat. Sleeping. In the cats’ throne. I’ll drop the water bottle by the sink and give. SOFT FOREHEAD KISSES oh she actually wanted them this was nice and now she’ll get some deep back rubs as she stretches into the sun and then I’ll go sit back down and read that post. i wanted to comment on it.

Fuck.

I walk back by to get my water bottle (still empty) and my other cat is looking at me like she is offended i have stopped giving her forehead kisses.

Home assistant integration saves the day: I built a small remote that lives next to my preferred viewing seat.

With one action, I can turn off the lights and hit play. Playback is then linked to the lights, so it pauses when anyone needs to get up and resumes when the lights go out again.

I hate it when I accidentally commit genocide after getting cozy on the couch.

That is the real despair.

My phone is my remote and I only rarely forget that

The popcorn is empty

Only slightly