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peanut_boy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days ago

Bo'le of wa'er

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Bo'le of wa'er

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peanut_boy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days ago
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  • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online
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    16 days ago

    I like how they just made the British dog’s nose massive.

  • robocall@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    This is how all Bri’ish speak

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      18 days ago

      Not cockneys or geordies.

      • Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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        18 days ago

        Yeah, puggsys don’t either. Nor tuppers.

        • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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          17 days ago

          Nor do bagboffers and whopnicks.

          • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            17 days ago

            Or pumpernickels and breadsocks.

            • deHaga@feddit.uk
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              17 days ago

              Grockles do tho

    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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      17 days ago

      Pfffft. And all Americans say ‘boddle of wadder’.

      • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        17 days ago

        to me they sound like “buddle of woderr”

      • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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        17 days ago

        Are you the
        Buh’oh ah wa’ah
        Or
        Bah’ol ah wa’er
        Or
        Bo’el a wo’ah
        Type of English?

        • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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          17 days ago

          I speak the Queen’s English (I haven’t downloaded the update yet), so I’m more of a ‘bottle of water’ sort of English. Must be because I’m posh.

          • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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            17 days ago

            Ah, RP, so
            Bottol of wotta

  • Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works
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    18 days ago

    Españoles: “coge esa pistola”

    Argentinos/Uruguayos: 😳😏🥵

    • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      17 days ago

      In Portuguese from Portugal, one of the words for “queue” is “bicha”,

      In Portuguese from Brasil, “bicha” is a slang word for homosexual and has nothing to do with queues.

      So the common Portuguese expression to tell somebody one’s going to stand on a queue - “vou para a bicha” (literally “I’m going to the queue”) - has a whole different meaning for Brasilians.

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        5 days ago

        There’s a similar double entendre in Ar/Uy. “Cola” is both “queue” and “tail/butt”. Now the common expression is “haceme la cola”, which could be taken as “do (stand in) the queue” or “do my butt”

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      18 days ago

      My college Spanish can’t fail me… of course it just says “pick up that gun” and isn’t some sort of double entendre that I don’t understand

      • Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works
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        18 days ago

        Your observations are correct.

        NSFW explanation

        In Spain, “coger” is “to take”, and “pistola” is “pistol/gun”.

        In Argentina/Uruguay, “coger” is slang/vulgarism for “to have sexual intercourse [with]”, while “pistola” is also slang for penis. Literally “fuck that cock” or “have sex with that penis”

        • Stiffy@lemmy.world
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          17 days ago

          never knew that

          new slang unlocked

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            You’ll be glad pleased to hear that “concha” (“shell/conch”)…

            NSFW

            …is also a very vulgar form of calling the female genitals (akin to “cunt”)

            A common insult in Ar/Uy when you are really pissed off is “la concha de tu madre” (“your mother’s conch/cunt”)

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              6 days ago

              hehe

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