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minus-squarelookingforanALFpolycule@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down3·2 days agoYou have the power. You make the choice to contribute to this multiple times a day. (You) as in the reader.
minus-squarePencilnoob@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·2 days agoYeah and marry me “chicken” tofu on TheeBurgerGuy on YouTube is better than any real chicken. It’s like the best cooked chicken you’ll ever have. Perfect texture and flavor! No gross raw chicken juices to handle. Happy belly and happy soul
minus-squareCorn@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·2 days agoOK, but chickens are assholes who refuse to let me pet them. Every cow I’ve met has been affectionate towards even random strangers.
minus-squarelookingforanALFpolycule@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·2 days agoBrb driving 90 in a school zone because I’m not allowed to pet the children
minus-squareMora@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoThat would certainly improve your eco footprint or something
minus-squareCorn@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoIf the children are biting you when you attempt to pet them, skill issue.
minus-squarenaeap@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoWe had chickens and pigs when I was a kid I had a favourite chicken, which I would pick up, pet and carry around Chicken was happy, little me was happy
minus-squarePencilnoob@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·2 days agoMy neighbors both have chickens that love being picked up and petted. Depends on the breed. Also ocelots don’t like to be petted, do we need to build ocelot murder factories now to kill a few billion a year as revenge?
minus-squarePsionicsickness@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoOcelots might not like to be petted, but that doesn’t mean I don’t still want to.
minus-squareReginald_T_Biter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoTell that to the cows near my house. Bloody bastards. Edit: in a very cute way.
You have the power. You make the choice to contribute to this multiple times a day.
(You) as in the reader.
Yeah and marry me “chicken” tofu on TheeBurgerGuy on YouTube is better than any real chicken. It’s like the best cooked chicken you’ll ever have. Perfect texture and flavor! No gross raw chicken juices to handle. Happy belly and happy soul
OK, but chickens are assholes who refuse to let me pet them.
Every cow I’ve met has been affectionate towards even random strangers.
Brb driving 90 in a school zone because I’m not allowed to pet the children
That would certainly improve your eco footprint or something
If the children are biting you when you attempt to pet them, skill issue.
We had chickens and pigs when I was a kid
I had a favourite chicken, which I would pick up, pet and carry around
Chicken was happy, little me was happy
My neighbors both have chickens that love being picked up and petted. Depends on the breed.
Also ocelots don’t like to be petted, do we need to build ocelot murder factories now to kill a few billion a year as revenge?
Ocelots might not like to be petted, but that doesn’t mean I don’t still want to.
Well does ocelot taste good?
Tell that to the cows near my house. Bloody bastards.
Edit: in a very cute way.