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minus-squareCorn@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·14 hours agoOK, but chickens are assholes who refuse to let me pet them. Every cow I’ve met has been affectionate towards even random strangers.
minus-squarenaeap@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 hours agoWe had chickens and pigs when I was a kid I had a favourite chicken, which I would pick up, pet and carry around Chicken was happy, little me was happy
minus-squarelookingforanALFpolycule@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 hours agoBrb driving 90 in a school zone because I’m not allowed to pet the children
minus-squareCorn@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 hours agoIf the children are biting you when you attempt to pet them, skill issue.
minus-squareMora@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 hours agoThat would certainly improve your eco footprint or something
minus-squareReginald_T_Biter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 hours agoTell that to the cows near my house. Bloody bastards. Edit: in a very cute way.
minus-squarePencilnoob@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·14 hours agoMy neighbors both have chickens that love being picked up and petted. Depends on the breed. Also ocelots don’t like to be petted, do we need to build ocelot murder factories now to kill a few billion a year as revenge?
minus-squarePsionicsickness@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·14 hours agoOcelots might not like to be petted, but that doesn’t mean I don’t still want to.
OK, but chickens are assholes who refuse to let me pet them.
Every cow I’ve met has been affectionate towards even random strangers.
We had chickens and pigs when I was a kid
I had a favourite chicken, which I would pick up, pet and carry around
Chicken was happy, little me was happy
Brb driving 90 in a school zone because I’m not allowed to pet the children
If the children are biting you when you attempt to pet them, skill issue.
That would certainly improve your eco footprint or something
Tell that to the cows near my house. Bloody bastards.
Edit: in a very cute way.
My neighbors both have chickens that love being picked up and petted. Depends on the breed.
Also ocelots don’t like to be petted, do we need to build ocelot murder factories now to kill a few billion a year as revenge?
Well does ocelot taste good?
Ocelots might not like to be petted, but that doesn’t mean I don’t still want to.