I’ve heard a story about someone who lost his penis. Its worth double checking its its still there from time to time
Haha, classic… But also, consider the following.
Gonna have to imagine it till I get back to PC…
Actually, I DONT want to imagine based on that title, and what I remember of the channel… (Whang taught me about the MLP jar heater incident. Great narrator for that level of content)
Agreed, and it’s certainly along the same lines of content.
It’s not a bad thing to do actually. One reason would be to make sure nothing is out of order. Nothing there that shouldn’t be. It’s not the most visible part of the body so it can be a way to do a quick inspection.
Built in stress toy
Sometimes you gotta adjust. Only women with big roasties will understand.
I just like grabbing, squeezing and petting it and making it tingle.
I do that when I have to pee but don’t want to get up. Helps with keeping it in
If it was long enough, you could just tie it in a knot. 😆
That’s what my dad used to tell me.
Look, my having to check is a disability or something.
If you have to ask that question, you ain’t got one. And if you don’t know why I’m sitting exactly like that right now, you ain’t never gonna understand.
Yeah that “no reason” is a pretty serious misunderstanding.
Tape your buttcheeks together for a couple hours. That’s a decent approximation of the nutsack environment.
UberEats guy delivered some food yesterday. Walked up the driveway, bag in one hand, the other one scratching his nethers. Not a good look.
bag in one hand, sack in the other
With shrinkflation his sack was probably heavier.
Those pants look like they’d be super comfy for exactly one wash.
As a lesbian I find this oddly …satisfying to look at.
As a man of culture… I concur.
As a human being with eyeballs, I agree as well.
Nice 😏
Nobody’s going to ask for the sauce?
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sigh you just reminded me of Patrick Stewart :(
HP, barbecue, tomato?
Washyoursister
Truffle mayo if you’re lucky
In this economy?!
Had my hand down my pants as I scrolled to see this. Fuck.
Girls who complain about this or laugh at it aren’t admitting they do it with their boobs when there’s no dudes around. Ask a trusted woman in your life.
My wife pulls the “under-over” when she’s not wearing a bra.
Forearm under one boob, hand (holding phone) on top of the other. Sometimes I’m jealous of her little shelf…
Woman here: nope. But I do sometimes put a hand down my pants like this.
Then you understand and are wise.
Well I don’t trust you, so
Name checks out as usual
😂😂🤣
Man here: there’s a reason. There is a reason.
Two actually!
Gotta give it some breathing room and move it around. No one else does it for me :(
Aww ☹️
Somebody will move it for you some day!
If my wife started trying to make sure my dick could breath and my balls werent sticking to my thigh… 🤨 stop.
Check for baby fever
Thank you cutie. Wish you the best too
I hear that brother!
Women do it too it’s just socially acceptable because everyone likes pussy goop.
Gwyneth…??
Some women have a penis and also do it, it’s just socially acceptable because everyone likes girlcock
Confirmed with sample size of X=1
:3
girlcock
Band name
It’s a pretty common nickname for what it is
True but also it would be a great name for a punk band specifically
All trans girl punk band IMO
I also think it could work as an all cis boy act if they were aggressively and overtly feminist and lgbtq+ supportive with their lyrics and/or behavior
Stolen valour IMO
First single: pussy goop
The gock
…no.
Prove it.
For me, it’s like a quick in and out (no double entendre intended) vs a prolonged stay.
… I’m hungry all of a sudden
