The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days agoWow, futuristic. media.piefed.worldimagemessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up1731arrow-down14
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minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 days agoI’d shove it out to the curb, and spray paint “FREE” on the side of it, in hopes that some neighborhood kids would come by and vandalize it.
minus-squareIrateAnteater@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up30·3 days agoNah, the trick is to write $20 on it. Then someone will steal it and your problem is completely gone.
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 days agoSome guy in a 1995 Hilux feels it touch the asphalt like he’s a fucking Nazgul, and is pulling the metal out of it before you’ve shut your front door.
minus-squareshininghero@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoOnly if I already have a replacement. Otherwise I’m disassembling the door, removing all the compute-y bits, and putting it back together with a wood panel where the screen used to be.
minus-squareDroechai@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 days agoThe issue is that the compressor wont work without calling home to server :/
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 days agoGive me like 7 weeks and an Arduino or an ESP32.
I’d shove it out to the curb, and spray paint “FREE” on the side of it, in hopes that some neighborhood kids would come by and vandalize it.
Nah, the trick is to write $20 on it. Then someone will steal it and your problem is completely gone.
Some guy in a 1995 Hilux feels it touch the asphalt like he’s a fucking Nazgul, and is pulling the metal out of it before you’ve shut your front door.
Poetry
Only if I already have a replacement. Otherwise I’m disassembling the door, removing all the compute-y bits, and putting it back together with a wood panel where the screen used to be.
The issue is that the compressor wont work without calling home to server :/
Give me like 7 weeks and an Arduino or an ESP32.